SARDARJI che JOKES

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said ............. April fool................. I have a pass.------------ --
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on thecomputer.Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.------------ ---------
On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on ourengagement day will you give me a ring.Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.------------ --------- --------- -
2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.============ ========= ==
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar whyare you removing a wheel from your auto.sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

JOKES for u

1)What is the cube of 13?Its : SUROORwandaring how?thats bcoz....
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR
2) ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?
kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..
3) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?..........
sita with ravan
4) wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?……
.Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya
5) wht do u call a really colourful tamilian???
Ans: Rangamannar rangrajan
6) n elephant falls in luv wid n ant. but Ant’s parents r against their marrige…guess y??they gave a solid reason…
**Ladke k data bahar hai**
7)ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..……
kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..
8) Full form of MATHS????
Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students…
9) what wud u call a girl who never laughs??
Ans: hasina

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