Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said ............. April fool................. I have a pass.------------ --
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on thecomputer.Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.------------ ---------
On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on ourengagement day will you give me a ring.Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.------------ --------- --------- -
2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.============ ========= ==
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar whyare you removing a wheel from your auto.sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
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